Funeral Lilies Conjured With a Sleight of Hand - Track 2

HAMA House - Practice Room

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Tao

It’s almost time for practice, isn’t it? What’s keeping Chihiro?

Kinari

There are three minutes and fifteen seconds remaining until today’s practice begins.

Raito

This is unusual. Chihiro is usually the first one here.

Tao

(Speaking of unusual things, Kuguri-san’s here on time.)

Kuguri

What is it, maci? You look like you’re suspecting me of something. Don’t tell me you think I’ve hidden nyuszi somewhere.

Tao

Why on earth would I think that…

Chihiro

BREAKING NEWS~! Listen up! You guys definitely need to hear this crazy broadcast!

Tao

H-Hey. What’s up?

Chihiro

Ahem! Now for the details. Take it away, Nayuuki!

Nayuki

That is a rather sudden pass, but alright.

…Well, we were in a remote meeting just now, and–

Actually, Natsuyaki-kun has received a project invitation from “Wanderlust Wonders”.

They want him to be the brand ambassador for their new cosmetics line.

Tao

Oh. Is that that new line…

Chihiro

Yup! The Monochrome Collection!

Kuguri

Oh, that one. I used the foundation from that line during the photoshoot the other day.

Raito

That’s great, Chihiro! Getting to collaborate with your favorite brand following your work with the bridal company is an incredible feat.

Chihiro

Ah ah ah, Raitiiiin. That’s not all~

This job wasn’t assigned to just Chii, but it’s for all of Ev3ns! We’ll all be in it together!

Tao

Uh, does that mean I’ll have to wear makeup too…?

Chihiro

Mhm! You know how we took a bunch of pics for that fanclub’s newsletter the other day?

After the shoot, Emanon ended up glazing the WanWon Rep on the new line! That’s when she found out that the Rep really loved Ev3ns!

The Rep wanted all of us to be the Monochrome Collection’s ambassadors and really pushed for the job!

Nayuki

Collaborating with such a well-known brand is exactly the breakthrough we need.

I would say we have to accept this offer, so that we can continue improving Ev3ns’s image.

Raito

We’ve done everything from touring the Hells in Beppu to visiting sand dunes and pandas… but lately, our jobs are actually starting to feel like real idol work.

Kinari

Command processed. However, what exactly will our job as makeup ambassadors entail?

Chihiro

This time, our work is gonna be a photoshoot and a promo vid!

The Rep said that they’d like it if Ev3ns pitched an idea so that we could ride the hype, so…

Raito

Will you be coming up with it then, Chihiro?

Chihiro

Hehehe… I’ll do you one better. The person that’s gonna do it issss…

Kugurin!

Kuguri

Oh. I have a feeling this is going to be annoying…

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Chihiro

The Monochrome Collection is matte and dark. Wanna know who else is dark? Kugurin~!

Obviously I’m super thrilled about becoming dark Chii… but don’t you guys think Kugurin fits the part more?

Soooo, the star of the show has to be Kugurin for sure!

Kuguri

Judging by the look in your eyes,it seems like you dont plan on letting me out of this one, do you, nyuszi? I might burn up under your gaze.

Chihiro

I absolutely, positively, definitely need you to be the center of this, Kugurin! Pretty please!

Kuguri

What to do… This is honestly such a hassle…

Raito

I don’t know much about make-up, but I think it would be a good idea to focus on Kuguri if we’re aiming for a dark charm. I agree with Chihiro on this.

Kuguri

……

Tao

(Ah, Kuguri-san’s smile got a little scary as soon as Raito-san opened his mouth to speak… Man, they’re always clashing.)

Umm, the make-up Kuguri-san wore the other day was really good… I’d also like to see that again, I think.

Chihiro

Taotao! I’m right, aren’t I~?!

Kinari

I also agree. By combining the current data of Monochrome Collection with Kuguri’s visual appeal, it is estimated that audience infatuation will increase 6.2 times over.

Kuguri

I get it.

Fine. That foundation I used wasn’t too bad, so I’ll do it.

Chihiro

FR?! Let’s gooo! Kugurin, I wuv youuuu!

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Kuguri

Besides… I’ve been needing a break for a while.

Raito

……?

Kuguri

Oh, and by the way. I’m going to decide on the main visuals for this. If we don’t direct it the way I want, then I won’t do it at all.

Chihiro

For sure! Aye-aye! I can’t wait to see your take on this, Kugurin~!

Nayuki

Please do take note that the Monochrome Collection does have a brand concept, and make sure your theme for the shoot matches it.

And please refrain from needlessly exposing yourselves.

Kuguri

Strange, I’m not so sure I know what you’re talking about.

Nayuki

You all have criminal records. I’m certain you have not forgotten that.

Raito

The Monochrome Collection, was it? What exactly is its theme?

Chihiro

The theme isssss… “Monochrome Memories”~! Sounds super deep, doesn’t it?

Tao

I-I don’t really get it…

Kuguri

Monochrome Memories, huh…

Nayuki

Our next meeting with WanWon will be with their marketing manager. So, Domeki-san, please make sure you have a solid idea for the concept by then.

Kuguri

……

Tao

(He’s walking the other way. Is he even listening…?)

Kuguri-san, it sounds like you’re going to have to come up with our concept by the next meeting.

Kuguri

Hm? Oh…

Don’t worry. I’ll dress you up all nice, maci.

Tao

I-I’m not exactly made of steel, so please go easy on me…