PPC a la Chii - Track 1

Guest Translator! Translated by sou!

Flashback Start

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This is a memory from a long time ago. One from when I was still in elementary school.

A memory that leaves behind something bitter in my heart whenever it comes to mind.

A memory filled with loneliness and sadness.

Young Chihiro

Mom, look! Look at this…!

Chihiro’s Mom

Hm? What’s this? A drawing of a panda?

Young Chihiro

Yup! I drew it in art class, and my teacher said it looks really good.

When I was little, I used to draw for my little sisters all the time, so I got pretty good at drawing animals.

I had only ever seen pandas in picture books, but I still did my best to draw one.

And when my teacher praised me for trying…

I thought that maybe… Mom would praise me too.

Chihiro’s Mom

Hmmm…

Young Chihiro

(Mom’s not even looking at me… I guess my panda drawing wasn’t good enough.)

Chihiro’s Sister

Chii-chan, lemme see. Woah, this is really good!

Young Chihiro

Really? Ah, Momoka, Towa, you wanna see too? It’s a panda!

Momoka

Wooow! Chii-chan, so good!

Towa

Good! Padda! Chii-nii, draw mooore!

Young Chihiro

Ahaha, you want big bro to draw more, Towa-chan? Okay, lemme grab my stuff.

Chihiro’s Sister

Pandas are so cute… I kinda wanna see one.

Young Chihiro

……!

Chihiro’s Sister

Hey, Mom. How about… we go see the pandas on our next day off? We can all go together.

It’s not that far either…

That was something… rare for my sister to do.

She wasn’t the type to ask for things, but when Mom heard it…

Chihiro’s Mom

Hah? No way. That sounds like such a hassle. If you want to go that badly, use your own allowance.

Chihiro’s Sister

Allowance? But you barely even give us any. And it’s not like kids can go anywhere on their own.

Chihiro’s Mom

Well, that’s too bad for you. Guess you’ll just have to wait until you’re older.

Chihiro’s Sister

Aren’t you even a little embarrassed? Those three are still so little…!

Chihiro’s Mom

What was that? Are you talking back to me right now?

Young Chihiro

T-Tadaaa! Look! I’m Chii-Panda!

I just… I just wanted them to stop fighting. So I grabbed some black paint… and drew circles around my eyes.

Young Chihiro

Look! I can make panda noises! Rrrruuuulll… Gyah…!

Momoka

Ahaha! That’s a weird panda!

Towa

Rrruuulll, gyah!

Chihiro’s Sister

Chii-chan… That’s such a weird sound… Pfft….

Chihiro’s Mom

Gosh, Chihiro, you’re such an idiot. Pandas don’t sound like that.

Young Chihiro

Ehehe…

Hey, Mom.

I just… wanted you and Sis to laugh.

I wanted you two to be happy. I always did.

I always, always did…

Flashback End
HAMA House - Living Room

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Chihiro

Waow! Kirokkuma, ain’t this the winter-limited TuRy-suke with the cozy li’l hat!? Are you FR? Chii can really have this!?

Kiroku

Yeah… Besides… Natsuyaki-san also gave me… the autumn-limited roasted sweet potato… StA-kichi so…

Chihiro

Chii was totes gonna give it to you if luck was ever on his side, so when Chii pulled it, he was like, YESSS! It’s so ultra mega dope we get to share rare stuff like this!

Meeting you was such a lucky break for Chii! It’s already a total win that we’re both TuRyStA stans, but getting to trade merch like this is just sooo fab~!

Kiroku

Mhm. I’m… really happy too… Thank you… so much.

Lemme throw my TuriTuri-SuuSuu in too~!

……!

Chihiro

Whoa, Taroppu!

Heyyy! Don’t just jump outta nowhere! Look, you scared Kirokkuma!

Netaro

Wahaha! My stealth attack was a success!

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Chihiro

Huh? Taroppu, what’s this? A panda-print TuRy-suke…? No way, did you make another imitation!?

Netaro

Yep! Cute, isn’t it? Behold, my ultimate invention: TRUE-suke-TuRyStA-kichi ver. 34!

Kiroku

Oh… I was… curious about that.

Yowa-san’s always wearing… something that looks like… StA-kichi… but I’ve never seen one… like that before… I thought, maybe it was… really rare.

Chihiro

Right!? I totally wondered the same thing when I first met him, but turns out Taroppu made it himself!

Netaro

Mmhehe~~

Kiroku

…! T-That’s… incredible…!

Chihiro

Y’know, now that I think about it, a pink panda TuRy-suke would actually be super cutieful.

Netaro

My version is way cuter than the original, thank you very much!

Chihiro

Taroppu~, you’re crazy talented, but if you sell these, you’re so gonna get yourself arrested! These are, like, literally what people call counterfeiting, y’know?

Kiroku

……

Chihiro

(But still… that panda is so cute though.)

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Ushio

Ugh, that damn panda…!

Chihiro

……!

Ushio

Why’s he always acting like he’s some know-it-all cool guy? Like, oh, does he hold the secrets to the universe or something?

Muneuji

Uu-chan, calm down.

Kiroku

Kaguya… Kurama… What’s wrong…?

Muneuji

Oh. Apologies for interrupting the three of you while you were having a nice time.

We were in the kitchen until Uu-chan and Nanamegi started arguing and I, as usual, had to mediate.

They got into a fight because Uu-chan was staring at Nanamegi. So, Nanamegi got distracted from making his coffee and subsequently botched it.

Ushio

Mu-cha⁠—Muneuji! You didn’t need to say all that!

I was not staring at him! Got it?! That panda was the one that wanted to pick a fight for no reason!

Chihiro

……

Hey hey, come to think of it, Ushipoyo, why’d you call Nanamelo “panda”, anyway?

Ushio

Great question. He’s an immature, cringe teen, but his looks are enough to draw attention. That’s what I call a “fan bait” panda.

Muneuji

Even though Nanamegi has always kept himself at arms length from others at school, he’s still quite popular⁠—especially with the girls.

Chihiro

Ah, you mean like, super duper good-looking and popular? Well, obvi, Nanamelo’s kinda the type people would call a hottie! That checks out~!

Ushio

A hottie…? How could you say that after seeing Muneuji?

Netaro

If we’re having a battle of looks, then include me~! Behold! Raw strength, primal charm, fetish appeal… the winner is obviously me!

Chihiro

Oh, my Sis is calling! BRB real quick, Kirokkuma, let’s pick up our trade sesh later!

Kiroku

Okay… See you later…

HAMA House - 3F Balcony

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Chihiro

Helloooo~ Chii here! Sis, how’ve you been?

Chihiro’s Sister

≪Chii-chan, it’s been a while. Sounds like you’re doing well.≫

Chihiro

Yeah, I’m so happy you called! I went out with Momoka and Towa the other day, but I didn’t get to see you at all.

Chihiro’s Sister

≪Thanks for… always looking out for those two and taking them out so often, Chihiro.≫

Chihiro

Huh? No problem!

I mean… I did get caught up in some stuff, so I’ve probably been more of a hassle than anything. Plus, I don’t go home much, so I feel bad that we only ever get to meet outside.

Chihiro’s Sister

≪When you guys were little, I couldn’t take you anywhere, so they’re really happy whenever they get to go out with you.≫

Chihiro

Oh… Well, that’s good to hear.

Chihiro’s Sister

≪So… there’s actually something important I wanted to tell you today.≫

Chihiro

……? Something important?

Chihiro’s Sister

≪Yeah. I’m actually… getting married soon.≫

Chihiro

……!

W-W-Wait, married…?!

Chihiro’s Sister

≪Yeah. I’m getting married.≫

Chihiro

Wait, what?! Is this, like… a lovey kinda marriage?!

Chihiro’s Sister

≪Hehe, yep. That’s right.≫

Chihiro

(No way! My sister?! I’ve never even seen her with a boyfriend before!)

S-So, uhh… What’s he like?

Chihiro’s Sister

≪You’re freaking out too much, Chii-chan. He’s a kind and genuine person.≫

Chihiro

O-Oh… I see…!

……

What about the wedding? When’s it happening?

Chihiro’s Sister

≪Oh… We’re not having a ceremony. His parents passed away, and… well, you know how our mom is.≫

Chihiro

……

Chihiro’s Sister

≪Once we make it official, we’re planning to move somewhere between both our workplaces. So that means leaving HAMA, but it’s just a couple train transfers away!≫

Chihiro

Oh… So you’re really leaving HAMA, huh?

……

Congrats! Next time, you gotta introduce me to him, ‘kay? And just so you know, I’m putting him through my Ultimate Chii-Judgment™ to make sure he’s not a bad guy!

Chihiro’s Sister

≪Oh, Chii-chan, honestly… Hehe, alright. I’ll keep you posted.≫

Chihiro’s sister hangs up.

Chihiro

So, Sis is actually getting married…

……

(I’m happy. I really, truly want her to be happy, but…)

(My heart’s aching… Because if nothing changes…)

(Mom and Sis might never make up… and someday, our whole family might fall apart…)

God… is there really nothing I can do?

……

Oh! I know what to do…!