Naked (MDU Cameo)
Partial Translation: This an excerpt of Shinobu’s event story, “Naked”. This is not a full event translation, just a translation of this MDU appearance.
Context: Shinobu is attending a MELLOW DEAR US variety show filming.
“Uwaaah…! There’s a video of a squirrel!”
“Its cheek pouches are stuffed full of nuts, and you can see them moving around when it chews.”
“So cute… I could watch this forever ♪”
“Mhm! It’s just like how you were stuffing your face with your bento backstage, Chitose © ! #SuddenBTSReveal #TodaysBentoWasTonkatsu 1 ”
“The squirrel may be endearing, but Chitose’s behavior is not commendable.”
“If you cannot conduct yourself gracefully, then there is no value in being alive, no?”
“Denying his entire existance just for eating a bento in a rush is craaazy, kyahaha~★!”
“Ahaha… We were getting close to the filming time, so I ended up rushing. Leaving food behind would be a waste, too.”
“Leaving that aside… Since coming to Japan, I’ve noticed that I don’t really see many wild squirrels around.”
“Back where we lived in the U.S., we saw them often in parks and stuff.”
“Now that you mention it, I think you’re right. It’d be nice if we could do some kind of segment where we look for squirrels sometime, wouldn’t it?”
“The footage might turn out to be pretty boring, but maybe that’s what would make it interesting~ #UnexcitingShootingSpot #MakingTheEditorCry”
The story continues from here.
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Tonkatsu is pork cutlet! And, for those unaware, a bento is a packed lunchbox! ↩