Ayakashi Parade in mahorova - Track 1
Translated by myuntachis
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Ah, Uu-chan. If you’re going to the kitchen, could you bring some tea…
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…(Sigh). He’s completely immersed in the world of his fanfiction, huh.
Well, I hope he doesn’t fall down the stairs.
…(Sigh).
“Even while baking sweets that anyone would love, you still make sure your own tastes shine through. That’s what makes you a brilliant patissier,” huh…
Such wise words. Nobody understands Reito like Sanseiu-sensei.
No matter how many times I read it, it’s peak. It was worth taking the first train of the day to get to the venue. The cosplayer that was helping out at the booth was seriously skilled, too…
I gotta grab something to drink and send my feedback through Wataame1.
(That’s…)
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Sound of coffee pouring.
(Someone’s already here… Ugh, this sucks. Of course it’s bound to happen with this whole dorm situation, but…)
…Mm. What do you want, Ushio? If you’re here for coffee, make it yourself.
…
(If he’s gonna talk shit from the start, I wish he just wouldn’t talk at all…)
(God, I hate that he’s the spitting image of my oshi…)
Sound of can opening.
Tch. “Dr. Ghost Pepper: Hell Edition”2…
…What?
It’s nothing. I was just wondering how you can possibly drink something so disgusting.
…
If you’re just gonna say “it’s nothing”, then why do you even bother opening your mouth in the first place?
Damn, I didn’t know guys who complain about every little thing actually exist. It’s like they don’t know how to communicate or something.
…
You really are childish, aren’t you?
Haah?
What?
Ah, a message from Nayuki-san…
“About tomorrow’s meeting”… It’s been a while since we’ve had everyone together. I’m looking forward to it.
I should tell the others as soon as I—
…Hm?
And you, what the hell is up with that smug-ass face while you’re showing off your coffee pouring? Nobody gives a shit.
The flavor changes depending on how you brew it. Shouldn’t you know that as a member of the cooking club?
Oh… Right, sorry, I forgot. You probably can’t even taste the difference if all of your taste buds are shot because of that god awful Dr. Ghost Pepper.
Haah???
What???
I can hear arguing from downstairs…
Mm… Fighting is no good. I have no idea if I can get them to stop, but…
Heeey, you two, calm down–
W…Woah.
Bwuh!?
!?
……
Ha-Hachinoya-san…
…Came crashing down…
………
H-Hello…? Are you… okay…?
Hold up, is he even alive? He hasn’t moved from that weird pose…
Wait, I think Akuta showed me some Nazca Lines that looked just like this before…
That’s not important, we gotta call an ambulance…! Shit, I left my phone in my room…
Ah, r-right… Hey, Andy! Call 911–
………Whew.
…Huh?
It’s been a while since I’ve fallen from the second floor… It’s usually from the fourth or fifth floor as of late.
…Hm? Have you two stopped fighting? Then everything’s okay.
Oh, right. Did you get the message from Nayuki-san just now? He wants us all to come to a meeting tomorrow.
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That’s what you’re worried about right now?
Translation Notes
Footnotes
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Wataame (Cotton Candy in English) is the 18trip equivalent of marshmallow, a JP anonymous question site similar to retrospring or curiouscat. ↩
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The drink name is basically just the name of ghost pepper (bhüt jolokia) + Really Spicy so we worked it a little to play on the name of a real soda, Dr. Pepper ↩