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Ayakashi Parade in mahorova - Track 1

Translated by myuntachis

HAMA House - Horse Room

1

Ushio

……

Muneuji

Ah, Uu-chan. If you’re going to the kitchen, could you bring some tea…

Ushio

…………

Muneuji

(Sigh). He’s completely immersed in the world of his fanfiction, huh.

Well, I hope he doesn’t fall down the stairs.

HAMA House - Second Floor Hallway

2

Ushio

(Sigh).

“Even while baking sweets that anyone would love, you still make sure your own tastes shine through. That’s what makes you a brilliant patissier,” huh…

Such wise words. Nobody understands Reito like Sanseiu-sensei.

No matter how many times I read it, it’s peak. It was worth taking the first train of the day to get to the venue. The cosplayer that was helping out at the booth was seriously skilled, too…

I gotta grab something to drink and send my feedback through Wataame1.

HAMA House - Kitchen

3

Ushio

(That’s…)

Nanaki

Sound of coffee pouring.

Ushio

(Someone’s already here… Ugh, this sucks. Of course it’s bound to happen with this whole dorm situation, but…)

Nanaki

…Mm. What do you want, Ushio? If you’re here for coffee, make it yourself.

Ushio

(If he’s gonna talk shit from the start, I wish he just wouldn’t talk at all…)

(God, I hate that he’s the spitting image of my oshi…)

Sound of can opening.

Nanaki

Tch. “Dr. Ghost Pepper: Hell Edition”2

Ushio

…What?

Nanaki

It’s nothing. I was just wondering how you can possibly drink something so disgusting.

Ushio

If you’re just gonna say “it’s nothing”, then why do you even bother opening your mouth in the first place?

Damn, I didn’t know guys who complain about every little thing actually exist. It’s like they don’t know how to communicate or something.

Nanaki

You really are childish, aren’t you?

Ushio

Haah?

Nanaki

What?

HAMA House - Second Floor Hallway

4

Sound of message notification.
Nagi

Ah, a message from Nayuki-san…

“About tomorrow’s meeting”… It’s been a while since we’ve had everyone together. I’m looking forward to it.

I should tell the others as soon as I⁠—

…Hm?

HAMA House - Kitchen

5

Ushio

And you, what the hell is up with that smug-ass face while you’re showing off your coffee pouring? Nobody gives a shit.

Nanaki

The flavor changes depending on how you brew it. Shouldn’t you know that as a member of the cooking club?

Oh… Right, sorry, I forgot. You probably can’t even taste the difference if all of your taste buds are shot because of that god awful Dr. Ghost Pepper.

Ushio

Haah???

Nanaki

What???

HAMA House - Second Floor Hallway

6

Nagi

I can hear arguing from downstairs…

Mm… Fighting is no good. I have no idea if I can get them to stop, but…

Heeey, you two, calm down–

W…Woah.

Nagi falls from the second floor.
HAMA House - Kitchen
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THUD!
Ushio

Bwuh!?

Nanaki

!?

Nagi

……

Ushio

Ha-Hachinoya-san…

Nanaki

…Came crashing down…

Nagi

………

Nanaki

H-Hello…? Are you… okay…?

Ushio

Hold up, is he even alive? He hasn’t moved from that weird pose…

Nanaki

Wait, I think Akuta showed me some Nazca Lines that looked just like this before…

Ushio

That’s not important, we gotta call an ambulance…! Shit, I left my phone in my room…

Nanaki

Ah, r-right… Hey, Andy! Call 911–

7

Nagi

………Whew.

Nanaki & Ushio

…Huh?

Nagi

It’s been a while since I’ve fallen from the second floor… It’s usually from the fourth or fifth floor as of late.

…Hm? Have you two stopped fighting? Then everything’s okay.

Oh, right. Did you get the message from Nayuki-san just now? He wants us all to come to a meeting tomorrow.

Nanaki & Ushio

……

That’s what you’re worried about right now?


Translation Notes

Footnotes

  1. Wataame (Cotton Candy in English) is the 18trip equivalent of marshmallow, a JP anonymous question site similar to retrospring or curiouscat.

  2. The drink name is basically just the name of ghost pepper (bhüt jolokia) + Really Spicy so we worked it a little to play on the name of a real soda, Dr. Pepper