Wrong Order! 1,000,000 Pumpkin Fiasco - 1

Translated by myuntachis

HAMA Asunaro High School - Student Council Room

1

Muneuji

I have obtained the necessary permits for fundraising activities within the school. Please carry on according to the schedule.

Student Council Member A

Understood!

Muneuji

I have also finished looking over the student council’s newsletter.

Student Council Member B

So fast…! Thank you so much!

Muneuji

Next we have the draft for the “Morning Greeting Campaign” that begins next month, this year’s club activity budget, confirming the opinions we collected via suggestion box, reviewing meeting minutes, the messages from the president, and…

(Hmm, so this is what it means to be busy as a bee. Though I must say, I am quite enjoying myself at the moment.)

Ushio

Muu-chaaan, you here?

Student Council Member A

Hey, you! Don’t just come in uninvited!

Ushio

Please lay off the power harassment. I just came by to look for Muneuji, that’s it.

Muneuji

What’s wrong, Uu-chan?

Ushio

Look at the time. You gotta go pick up Hime.

…Also, Golem’s waiting for you in the hallway. He probably thought he couldn’t come in. Saw him loitering around outside the student council room.

Muneuji

I see. So you came to call for me in Kinugawa’s place since he was hesitant to enter. Thank you.

Ushio

…Not really. I just happened to see him out there. Let’s go.

Muneuji

Very well. I apologize, everyone, but I must step away to fetch my younger sister now. I will be taking my leave.

HAMA Asunaro High School - Hallway

2

Muneuji

Kinugawa, I am sorry to have kept you waiting.

Kiroku

It’s okay, but… are you okay…? You look… kind of pale, so…

Muneuji

Is that so?

Ushio

You can’t tell? You look dead. If I leave you alone for even a second, you’ll work yourself into an early grave.

Recently, your work at HAMA Tours has been increasing little by little. At this rate it won’t be long before you collapse.

Kiroku

You should… slow down… before you reach… your limit…

Muneuji

However, I still hold my position as vice president despite having fallen to rank 1, and the student council president has entrusted me with many duties.

It is all due to his benevolence. Because of that, I wish to strive to put my all into the duties he’s bestowed upon me.

Kiroku

That’s very… like you… Kaguya.

Ushio

HAMA Asunaro High School - Student Council Room

3

Yumenosuke

Now then, everyone, please turn to page 132 of the documents in front of you.

Muneuji

Hmm… “Procurement of Necessary School Supplies.”

I see. So the student council plans on carrying out the tasks the teachers have been doing for us up until now.

Yumenosuke

…Precisely.

We will procure supplies such as ingredients for the cooking classes and replacements for damaged sports equipment.

This will raise our reputation not only within the school, but also amongst the locals and the general public!

We will also take on the tasks that the teachers were previously unable to do, further providing a better school life for our student body!

That is the purpose of our plans this time.

Student Council Member C

As expected of the president, what a terrific proposal…

Muneuji

Yes, it is indeed. It will surely yield beneficial results for everybody.

Yumenosuke

From now on, each member will take care of their own responsibilities. Everyone’s assigned roles and schedules can be found in the documents, so confirm the details on your own time.

That is all! Now get to work!

Muneuji

So I am responsible for the ingredients…

(From grasping the situation inside the school, to making all the arrangements… This is a herculean amount of work, even with all members of each group carrying their weight.)

Yumenosuke

……

HAMA Asunaro High School - Second Campus - Home EC Room
Muneuji

(I still have a mountain of other work to do.)

First, I should look into the stock of ingredients used for classes, and then the stock for clubs.

HAMA Asunaro High School - Classroom
Muneuji

(For the sake of the student body, for the sake of improving the quality of school life.)

Attaining new suppliers for sourcing local ingredients, the cooking class’s schedule from here on out…

HAMA Asunaro High School - Student Council Room
Muneuji

(And for the sake of repaying my debt to the president…)

I must give it my all.

Yumenosuke

……

HAMA House - Changing Room

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Muneuji

……

Ushio

Huh!? Wait, Muu-chan!?

Muneuji

…Oh, right. Apologies. It seems I dozed off for a bit.

Ushio

You fell asleep standing in a place like this!? While still holding your clothes basket!?

I can’t keep watching anymore… You’re working way too hard. I should file a complaint to the StuCo Prez–

Muneuji

It’s alright, Uu-chan. My work will be done shortly, there is nothing to worry about.

Ushio

……

HAMA Asunaro High School
Akuta

So like, I was thinking of shooting a movie with Renga-san as the male lead~ Oh, wait, y’think I’d have to get permission from his agency and all that ‘cause he’s a model and stuff?

Nanaki

Isn’t that normally the case? The point of an agency is to manage their talents, after all.

Ushio

You think they’d even consider Idiotake’s movie?

Muneuji

Today I’ll examine the ingredients… After that…

Kiroku

Kaguya’s… been thinking… about work… since this morning…

Akuta

By the way~, is it just me or are there a looot of those cargo trucks parked outside the school?

HAMA Asunaro High School - Main Entrance
Nanaki

Wh?! What the…? What’s with all these cardboard boxes?

Kiroku

They’re filled with… all kinds of… pumpkins…

Muneuji

Huh…?

Akuta

Oh, mornin’ Sasaki, Okabe, ‘sup! So like, what’s going on? Fill me in, guys!

Sasaki

Who knows? But apparently it’s pretty wild inside the school too.

Okabe

Yeah, it’s pumpkin hell out here.

Muneuji

…Pumpkin?

(Perhaps…? No, that shouldn’t be…)

(However… What if…)

Ushio

Woah, Muu-chan!?

HAMA Asunaro High School - Hallway
Muscular Supplier

There’s nowhere left to put ‘em outside! Just stuff ‘em wherever you can in the hallways!

Towel Headbanded Supplier

There’s still more to come! We’ve got more trucks headed this way! You lot, put some spirit into it!

Other Suppliers

AYE!!!

Normal Student

Is this pumpkin terrorism or something? I’m getting scared.

Completely Normal Student

The main campus is already buried in pumpkins. They’re banning us from going in, it’s too dangerous.

Somewhat Normal Student

I wonder what will happen to the school…

Muneuji

(No… It could not possibly…)

(I have to call an emergency meeting with the Student Council…!)

HAMA Asunaro High School - Student Council Room
Muneuji

President, this is⁠—

Yumenosuke

…A crisis.

A million pumpkins have been delivered… To our HAMA Asunaro High School…!