PPC a la Chii - Track 12
Guest Translator! Translated by koi!
(It’s finally time for HAMA Tours’ fifth feature tour! It seems the Ward 12 mayor is the host this time…)
(Which means the person I fear the most would be…)
(Gasp!)! A large shadow! I need to hide!
…Phew. It was a false alarm…
My dear comrade…
HIEE! D-Do NOT sneak up on me!!
Uurgh… I’ve been looking for you… All this time…!! I’m so glad to see you! My life is saaaaaved!!
M-My ears… You’re as loud as ever, I see…
Today’s tour is hosted by my oshi, Chii… I was sure I’d have a heart attack if I did it on my own…! So I’ve been walking around for the past three hours trying to find yoooouuuu!!
W-What is wrong with you…?
But that aside, now I can go and meet my oshi!! Let us go, Hassaku!!!
(This happens to me every time the Evening Team puts on a tour… Should I just give up and accept it as god’s will…?)
…It looks like Ward 12’s feature tour offers a “Nanki Shirahama Panda Play Time Experience”?
Aah, GAL’s KINGDOM is all panda’d up! How cutieful and aesthetic is thaaaaat?!
“Welcooome! Hasacchi, Kodaman! I’m soooo happy to see you again! ☆”
HRRRRNNNGGGG!!! Getting jumpscared by my oshi isn’t good for my heart!!!
Ugh… Please, let’s just get on with it.
“All of the hologram pandas here actually live in Adventure World in Nanki Shirahama! And you get to see the babies too! I hope you have lots of fun with them!”
“There are some special ones that are in the Ev3ns colors, so keep an eye out for them. ♪ If you snap pics of all of them, you’ll get a super special pic of Chii after the tour!”
INCREDIBLE!! I MUST! Get my hands on that!!
“You’ll be able to hang out with the Ev3ns members and play with the pandas too, so give it a go. And at the end, you’ll get a special present from Chii!”
A special present… Hm.
“Chii will be waiting right here for when you get back! So go and have loooots of fun!”
Hrmm, my bias… My bias told me to go and have fun… I must… I must have more fun than anyone else in this utopiaaaaaa!!
(Sigh)… I suppose I’ll have to bear with this.
(The hologram pandas each have their own name tags. I’m surprised we’re not just allowed to be close to them, but to touch them as well.)
GRRNNNGGG, look at all of the baby pandas rolling around…!! Now I have to go and meet them in person too…!!
(Very true. Interacting with the holograms makes you feel like going to Shirahama to see them yourself…!)
“Oh, welcome. Would you two like to participate in “Panda Assembly” too?”
Mrhm! Taotao…! What is this “Panda Assembly” game you speak of?!
“It’s a mini-game where you have to collect the baby pandas in this cage within a time limit. Teams that collect more than 3 pandas will get a sticker.”
Remarkable!! That means I can hold as many of the cutieful baby pandas as I want!! There’s no reason not to participate!!
“Haha. Then, get ready, get set… Start!”
“Good work. Together, you’ve managed to collect 3 pandas. I’ll send your stickers on the app.”
(Pant, pant)… They didn’t warn us that the pandas we collected would roll out of our baskets… As soon as we had one, it’d escape, then we’d get another, and it’d escape again…
But that just means we had more chances to interact with them, so color me satisfied…!
(That is true…)
Taotao…
“Yes? What is it, Kodama-san?”
Gh, I hate that I’ve been so caught up in Taotao’s charms lately…!!
(Is he going to start acting strange about someone else now too…?)
I’m but a mere fan… No more than Ev3ns’ oldest follower… So Taotao, I’m counting on you to support my oshi… To support Chii in his everyday life…!!
I-I finally said it… I’ve been preparing myself to deliver this message for months, and I’ve finally done it…!!
“…”
“Kodama-san. Of course, both Ev3ns and myself will be supporting Chihiro…”
“But it’s thanks to you that Chihiro is here for us to support. So I hope you’ll continue coming to watch over us.”
Kh… This is why… This is precisely why I know I can count on you! I have no regrets! I’ll always be here to support you from behiiiind!
A-Are you crying? And where are you going…?!
(Pant, pant)… How long have we been running for…?
“Welcome to the Five-Meter Panda Roll area, everyone. Each team will be getting a panda to roll, and whoever rolls past the goal first wins the game!”
Exercise will be the thing to heal the pain from entrusting my ult to one of my other biases! Please, show us the ropes!
(More physical activity?! But I suppose I want to find some comfort in the pandas as well…)
“It’s a lot of fun rolling them. And whichever team wins gets to hear my ramen recommendations for Wakayama!”
That was pure bliss… After that, we were able to play Panda Trivia with Kinyari… And relax in the Panda Chill Zone with Kuguri…
(Hm. The trivia game presented strangely deep knowledge on pandas, and the Chill Zone was nothing but an area to lie down on a simulated Shirahama Beach with Domeki Kuguri, who was being served by pandas…)
(But the pandas were adorable, so… I did enjoy myself quite a bit…!)
Sound of children playing.
(But now that I look around… There are more children participating in this tour than there were in previous installations… Is it because of the pandas?)
(Gasp)… Is that who I think it is by the exit…?! I-I-IT’S MY OSHIIIIIII!!! Hrrng, I can now die in honor… Thump…
G-Get up already…! We still have the concert to attend, in case you forgot…!
(Gasp)… You’re right! And Chii and Taotao are performing a duet this time! I need to burn the show into my eyebaaaaaalls!
Hi guuuys, did you have fun out there? Now that you’re here, it’s time to dance with Chii! ♪ Chii has a quick and easy panda dance for us to do together!
Chihiro dances around.
HAHH, Chii’s dancing with the baby pandas… K-Kawaii ovewload…!! I can’t stop cwying…!!
(Why did he start talking like that…?)
Excuse me…
(…? A…group of children? There are four of them. One of them looks to be about 12 years old…?)
They told us that kids can come in alone today… So is that okay?
Aw, thanksies for coming! That’s totally fine. Any kids older than 12 can be here without grown-ups. ☆
…!
Any group without grown-ups will have a hologram of me to help you, so go ahead and ask him if you need anything!
“Welcome! If we ever need extra help, we’ll look around with our cameras to find an adult that can lend a hand!”
…Okay! Did you hear that, guys? We can go in!
Yay! Thanks for bringing us with you!
(Ah, I see… They told us earlier that they installed about three times as many cameras in the park as usual. This must be the reason why)
If I may ask… What influenced you to make this decision? I feel it could open you up to criticism if any problems occur.
……!
When I was a kid, nobody was around to take me to the places I wanted to go, so… I’ve always wanted to go out and do things on my own.
So I think that even if adults aren’t around to protect you, you can protect yourself, and make lots of fun memories along the way!
……!
Alright, let’s go! Time to dance with Chii! ♪
Whooghg, Chii, you’re a star, Chiiiiii!!
(…So he grew up in a difficult family situation and decided to use his experience to form this tour…)
Ourgh, Chii’s tour was thoroughly enjoyable!!
(It was, I’ll admit. We also managed to collect all of the Ev3ns-colored pandas, which means…)
I never expected us to receive a book full of our own pictures as a souvenir!
It looks like the cameras set up around the park utilized AI to select our top 10 happiest moments before printing them to create a personalized photobook.
Hassaku! There are pictures of us together too!! I did indeed feel very happy right here…! I knew we were the best of friends… Bosom buddies… Our friendship will last for all eternity…!
(The same picture was chosen for my photobook as well… I’ll refrain from telling him that…)
Chii, Taotao! We’re super excited for the show today!!
Seeing my favorite symme pair together isn’t good for my heart… I dunno if I can make it home…
Are they gonna sing?
Yeah, the guys who were around to help us today are gonna sing!
Nyahaaah, hi, everyone! Did you have a good tiiime?!
We did! The best time eveeeeer!
(So loud…)
There are lots of kiddies here today, so make sure to let them get in the auto-driving taxis first when the show ends. We gotta make sure they get home safe and sound. ♪
If you’ve got any problems, talk to the app. An adult will come help.
And alsoooo, a little thing about the photo albums you got! I got one too recently, and it was one of my most favorite gifts I’ve gotten! ♪
This is according to Chihiro’s wish to give back the happiness he received.
Chii put so much thought into these photo albums…!
It’s like a perpetual happiness machine… This is the brain of Natsuyaki Chihiro… As Ev3ns’ oldest fan and a veteran Chii oshi, I vow to treasure this book for the rest of my life…
Alrighty, Tao, let’s get this party started…!
Yeah!
We hope you enjoy our new song together!
“PIN PAN TUNE!”
PIN PAN TUNE! starts playing.
Hohh… I see…
It has a 2000s vibe that Ev3ns have never tried before…!
Oh, my god, this is…
This is the type of song us fans have been wanting for them this entire tiiiiime!!
Nnggghh, this is it…! Exactly! As! Foretold…!!
(All of the fans are screaming with joy… And what’s more…)
They’re singing and dancing… They’re so cool!
I’m so, so glad you took us with you!
Yeah… No, I’m even more happy that you came with me…!
(This kind of experience… You can’t find anything worth more than this…)
Applause.
(…I’m so happy I was able to do this tour and this show.)
(There’s so much I can’t change, there’s so much I have to give up on, and there’s so much of my life that doesn’t turn out well, but…)
(I’m here, and I’m the happiest I can ever be. I’m smiling wider than I ever can.)
Tao, thanks for standing by my side.
Same here. Thanks, Chihiro.