Wrong Order! 1,000,000 Pumpkin Fiasco - 5

Translated by jellyfish_apple

HAMA House - Boar Room

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Chihiro

G’mor wassup-chi~! Sorry for popping over first thing in the morning ♪

Raito

Looks like there’s something you’re worried about, but could you please reconsider?

Ryui

Uwo!?

Toi

C-C-C-C-Chii-sama!?

Netaro

Hm~?

Raito

Good morning, everyone. Sorry for the sudden visit.

Toi

And Raito-san too… Can we help you with anything?

Chihiro

So liiike, we actually came to talk to Ryuu-nya today! Chii and Raitin were like brainstorming about the pumpkins with Munechi and Ushi-poyo this morning⁠—

Timeskip

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Raito

…And that’s the gist of it.

Toi

A Halloween party!? That sounds super fun! I’m so excited…!

Ryui

Mm… Well, I get the idea now. I mean, I think it sounds fine…

But why’d you have to come to me about it?

Raito

Wonderful question. It’s simple, we’d like for you to lend us a hand.

Ryui

Me?

Chihiro

You know the pumpkin charms you proposed yesterday? It’d be like so adorbs to make ♪

Raito

Many different pumpkins were sent to Asu High, some of which can’t be used for pumpkin carving nor eating.

In the end, we concluded the best way to deal with small pumpkins was to turn them into charms. It was a unanimous decision.

Toi

Waa, yay, Ani-sama ♪ I’m happy for you ♪

Ryui

I mean, I’m glad you guys liked it…

Chihiro

Oh, do you not want to make them…?

Ryui

No, I don’t mind, but…

That sarcastic motherfucker… thinks he can be all bratty and whatever… just ‘cause he can bake a little. Plus, he’s probably also bullying Kiro behind my back…

Raito

Looks like there’s something you’re worried about, but could you please reconsider? Muneuji wanted to collaborate with MIRACULOUS Amulet Shop.

Ryui

Kaguya? I see, so he’s the one…

…Got it. If that’s the case then I’m down.

Chihiro

Yay~☆ Big thanks! We’ll be super duper counting on you for some totes-killer-adorbs pumpa-charms!

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Toi

Ani-sama is going to be a part of the party Chii-sama is excited for… I might actually ascend…

Chihiro

To-nya, let’s walk around together with matching charms!

Toi

Y-Yes, of course…!

Ryui

Good for you, Toi.

Toi

Yup! Thank you, Ani-sama!

Ryui

No problem. As long as you’re happy.

Netaro

They’re always so chummy~

Raito

How about you, Netaro? Do you… actually, you seem to be quite busy.

Netaro

I’m currently in the process of creating the invention of the century, so I don’t think I can help this time.

Raito

Got it. …Well then, I wonder how things are coming along on their side.

HAMA Asunaro High School - Hallway

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Muneuji

(My head has finally cleared up after a long-due rest. Our discussion with Raito-san from this morning also wrapped up without any difficulties.)

Nanaki

Akuta, can you check that box over there?

Akuta

Roger that, boss!

Kiroku

Kurama… I fixed the numbers… for you.

Ushio

Thanks. Um, these are for carving, and these are for the charms… This is so confusing…

Nanaki

Muneuji, here. The list for the amount of each pumpkin at the main campus.

Muneuji

Wonderful. Thank you for helping, everyone.

Akuta

No probs! You’ve got a friend in me, amiright?

Kiroku

But… is this okay…? To do… all of this without… the student council’s… permission…

Muneuji

Apologies for making you worry. However, everything will be fine. After all, we are doing this for the sake of acquiring said permission.

Kiroku

…I, see.

Muneuji

(We will need the approval of the student council in order to hold our party. However, he will most certainly outright reject us if we groundlessly submit a proposal.)

(A proposal thought up by everyone from HAMA Tours.)

(I will need to do my best if we wish to realize our plan.)

Phone rings.

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Muneuji

… Hello?

Raito

It’s Raito. I got Ryui’s answer just now. We’re good to go for the charms.”

Muneuji

Really…?! Understood! Thank you.

Raito

Let’s keep up the good work.”

Hangs up.

Muneuji

(Alright, in that case⁠—)

Yumenosuke

Kaguya-kun. What do you think you are doing?

Ushio

Yikes… he’s here.

Muneuji

President, good morning.

Yumenosuke

Indeed, what a truly wonderful morning we’re…

NOT HAVING! I came immediately after receiving the report… but why exactly are you felons gathered here wandering around the school this early in the morning?

Speak. Or I will assume you are conducting suspicious activities within our school grounds.

Muneuji

We… Would it be possible to turn a blind eye to our actions just for today?

I will⁠—definitely submit a proper proposal tomorrow.

Yumenosuke

My, what straightforwardness… It is almost as if you are declaring war upon… AH!?

I-I see, so this is what everything is about! Kaguya-kun…! You…!

Muneuji

…?

Yumenosuke

…If that is what you wish for, then I will meet you head-on. I’m looking forward to tomorrow.

Muneuji

Very well.

Yumenosuke

(His eyes are as innocent as a newborn child’s…!)

Muneuji

Then I will take my leave. See you tomorrow, president.

Yumenosuke

Grr…