Wrong Order! 1,000,000 Pumpkin Fiasco - 7
Translated by jellyfish_apple
Chiefy, Munechi, over here~!
Sorries, excusies~! Over here!
Woah, careful! I thought you disappeared again just as we finally met up.
That being said, it sure is packed. Looks like the advertisements for the soft opening were a big success.
Indeed. However, I did not think HAMA Tours would promote our masquerade ball to the entire country.
Anyone would wanna come if they saw an eye-catchingly adorbs ad like that!
True. And—
The advertisements that Muneuji did are also receiving a tremendous reaction.
Indeed, the ones that Gannosuke-san, who the president asked to help us, created. I believe he adamantly warned me to wear a disguise in public.
No, absolutely not! This barely expresses 10% of Kaguya-kun’s true beauty!
Eyelashes! Indeed, eyelashes are the very essence of this world! I will promote them to their maximum capacity! No need to fret over the small details!
I will make you an advertisement so radiant, the sun itself would pale in comparison! To burn this glorious beauty into the eyes that look upon it!
(Muneuji-kun’s just your average pretty boy, but Gannosuke-san’s somehow spun him out to be an unbelievable legend.)
(”If they see Muneuji-kun’s face, people who have ulterior motives will infiltrate the soft opening,” or so he said…)
Personally, it feels similar to whenever I wear my helmet, so I am very comfortable right now.
I see. Good for you.
M’kay~, then Chii’s gonna continue streaming now~! Chiefy, you’ll show up if you stand there.
R-Right, a stream… Good luck, Chihiro-kun.
You too, Muneuji-kun.
Understood. Let us make our mark.
Hey Chii-ti-zens ♪ Chii’s back, fully refreshed after a water break~!
Are y’all ready~~? In that case let’s pump up the vibes to the max and get this party started~☆
Coming at you live from Asu High’s legendary Halloween masquerade ball’s soft opening!
And introducing my assistant~… Pumpa-Mune-poyo the jack-o’-lantern~! Despite his appearance, his, like, suuuper courteous-ness is very cute!
Hello to everyone on the other side of the screen, I look forward to being here today. I am the one they call Pumpa-Mune.
(The chat is full of comments going “he’s so courteous lol”…)
Doesn’t everyone wanna come to the ball? You all wanna come right~? It’s super easy! All you have to do is to make some Halloween merch and then bring them over!
However, there must be people who are confused over what to make. That is why—
At the soft opening, it is possible to create merchandise under guidance of an experienced advisor.
This is where you can make jack-o’-lanterns.
And you carve it here… Don’t worry, try using a bit more strength. Put your back into it.
Like this?
Exactly, this cuteness is perfect for Halloween.
Using strength… on my back…
The pumpkin cracks.
…The rustic charm of Nagi’s pumpkin is also perfect for Halloween.
This is where you can make pumpkin treats.
My my, what to do about the color and design of the wrapping paper? A plain orange and purple wrapping paper should be a safe choice, I suppose?
Isn’t it fine to go with whatever color you want? It’d be pretty basic if everyone just followed the standard.
Dear me, you have a point. Then I suppose I will go with this gold and silver leopard and tiger print.
Wow, that’s bold. I think it’s awesome. In that case, I’ll go with…
Kinouchi-san… Where the heck did you pull that FB1 themed wrapping paper out of…? I swear, those dragon and slime patterns are so childish…
This is where you can make pumpkin charms.
Yay! I finished my jack-o’-lantern charm!
Good for you. Now just put a string through it and tie a knot and you’re done.
Is this correct?
…Yo, that’s fucking perfect. Since you made it and all, why don’t you try putting it on?
(Everything is going great… It’s a community event so there are people other than students present.)
(Everyone from HAMA Tours also showed up. Though among the helpers, there was someone clearly being made fun off…)
(But in any case, this means we’ll have a great reception the day of, right?)
Due to the enormous size of the campus, I suggest using the holographic guidance system when you come.
(That being said…)
I see, how fascinating… I’ve simply put on a jack-o’-lantern, yet it feels as if my existence was erased.
(That’s Yumenosuke-kun I think. We’ve been bumping into him since earlier…)
The vividness of this pumpkin charm, and the flavor of these pumpkin treats! To think that I, a person with zero experience in both baking and handicrafts, could create such works!
…
Hey, Munechi. That kid looks like he tried out all the activities—
But we should pretend we didn’t see him, right? Looks like he’s trying to hide or something~
…Indeed.
Oh! Munechi’s smiling! Then again Prezzie looks like he’s enjoying himself.
Indeed. Therefore, if he wishes so, we should pretend to not have noticed him.
It feels as if I have completed half of my work just by seeing him as such. How strange…
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For those who are unaware, FB is the acronym for “Final Brave”. It’s a game series within 18trip that Tao is heavily into. The closest game to it irl is Final Fantasy. ↩